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Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!

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All right!

3
Watch Joe's feet.

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A good left fielder
knows what pitch is coming.

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He can tell from the bat's angle
which way the ball's heading.

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- Show off!
- Stick it in your ear, Gandil.

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If you'd have run like that against Detroit,
I'd have won 20 games that year!

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For Pete's sakes, Cicotte,
that was 68 years ago. Give it up!

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Hey! You guys want to play ball or what?

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- Muscle-bound jerk.
- Oh, yeah? At least I got muscles.

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- At most, you got muscles.
- Come on, asshole! Pitch!

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Weaver, be nice.

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- Sorry, kid!
- It's okay. I don't mind.

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- All right, Karin.
- Hey, hey, hey!

15
Mom and everybody are leaving now.

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Oh, well, it was...
You know. Thanks for coming.

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Think about what I said.
I'm just trying to help.

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I know.

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Thought you were watching some game.

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It's not really a game.
It's more like practice.

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There are only eight of them.
They can't play a real game.

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- Eight of what?
- Them.

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- Who "them"?
- Them them.

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- You don't see them?
- Karin, honey, what are you watching?

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- The baseball men.
- Baseball men?

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- Do you see the baseball men right now?
- Of course, I do.

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You really don't see them?

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I don't think it's very polite
to try to make other people feel stupid.

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Mom, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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Dee, wait. You don't see these people?

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It's not funny, Annie.

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They couldn't see it.

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This is really interesting.

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Hey, Ray, look at this.

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68 years since I wore this uniform,
still fits me like a glove.

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You must keep in pretty good shape.

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Now let's see, I died in '70.

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That means I haven't had
a cigarette in 18 years.

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- You don't smoke, do you?
- No.

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Karin! Ray! Dinner!

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"Ray, dinner. "

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- All right.
- Come on. Let's hit the showers.

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See you later.

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See you, guys.

45
"I'm melting! I'm melting!"

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Come on, you knucklehead.

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That is so cool.

48
- Ease his pain.
- What?

49
I'm sorry. What?
I didn't understand. What?

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Ease his pain.

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"Ease his pain. "
What the hell does that mean?

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"Ease his pain"? What pain?

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All right. Whose pain?

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Thanks a lot.

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Thanks a lot.

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Come on, honey, wash up.
We got the PTA meeting after dinner.

57
They're talking about banning books again.

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Really subversive books like
The Wizard of Oz, The Diary of Anne Frank.

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- What happened to you?
- The voice is back.

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Oh, Lord! You don't have to build
a football field now, do you?

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He said, "Ease his pain. "

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- Ease whose pain?
- I asked him. He wouldn't tell me.

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- Shoeless Joe's?
- I don't think so.

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- One of the other players?
- I don't think so.

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This is a very nonspecific voice out there,
and he's starting to piss me off.

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I was having a fun day today. A good day.

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Want a fry?

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And I say smut and filth like this
has no place in our schools.

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Fascist. I'd like to ease her pain.

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Mrs. Kessinik, that book
you're waving about is hardly smut.