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This is work, by the way,
my little travel bookshop,

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- Morning, Martin.
- Morning, Monsignor.

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which, um, well, sell travel books,

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and to be frank with you,
doesn't always sell many of those.

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Classic.
Profit from major sales push,

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minus 347 pound.

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Shall I, uh,
go and get you a cappuccino?

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- You know, ease the pain a bit.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Better make it a half.
All I can afford.

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Get your logic.
Demi-cappu coming right up.

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Um, can I help you at all?

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No, thanks.
I'll just... look around.

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Fine.

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Uh, that book's really not great.

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Just in case, you know, browsing turned
to buying. You'd be wasting your money.

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But if it's Turkey
you're interested in,

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um, this one, on the other hand,
is very good.

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Um, I think the man who wrote it has
actually been to Turkey, which helps.

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Um, there's also
a very amusing incident with a kebab,

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um, which is one
of many amusing incidents.

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Thanks.
I'll think about it.

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Or, in the bigger hardback variety,
there's-

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I'm sorry.
Can you just give me a second?

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Excuse me.

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- Yes?
- Bad news.

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What?

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We've got a security camera
in this bit of the shop.

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So?

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So I saw you put that book
down your trousers.

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- What book?
- The one down your trousers.

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I don't have a book
down my trousers.

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Right.

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I tell you what.
Um, I'll call the police, and, um,

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if I'm wrong about the whole
"book down the trousers" scenario,

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I really apologize.

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Okay. What if... I did
have a book down my trousers?

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Well, ideally,
when I went back to the desk,

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you'd remove the Cadogan Guide
to Bali from your trousers...

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and either wipe it
and put it back or buy it.

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I'll see you in a sec.

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I'm sorry about that.

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No, it's fine.

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I was gonna steal one,
but now I've changed my mind.