between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like china or iran. developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.

  between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like africa or australia. she is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas.

  between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like america or japan. completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade specially with countries with cash or cars.

  between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like india or spain. very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

  between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like france or argentina. she may have been half destroyed during the war but can till be a warm and desirable place to visit.

  between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like yugoslavia or iraq. she lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. massive reconstruction is now necessary.

  between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like russia or canada. very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but he frigid climate keeps people

between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like england or mongolia. with a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.  

  after 70, they become like afghanistan. everyone knows where it is, no one wants to go there.